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  <title>So today in class the girl sitting behind me said that a light year was </title>
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    <![CDATA[So today in class the girl sitting behind me said that a light year was the distance from Earth to the Sun. Quietly I turned around and informed her that what she was thinking of was an astrological unit and that the entire solar system was inside a light year. To that in a catty bitchy valley girl tone she said undAstrology is my favorite subject I know what Im saying.und Holy shit. My brain exploded. Im dead. My ghost is posting this. SMH<br><br>By: SpaceCase<br />on 03-12-2012<br>Category: Stupidity <br>Yes Votes: 181 | No Votes: 16<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Today at Albertsons there was a PISSED off lady ahead of me arguing with the </title>
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    <![CDATA[Today at Albertsons there was a PISSED off lady ahead of me arguing with the cashier about how the food stamps (EBT) system is down and she cant buy her 150.00 worth of groceries so the store manager comes over calmly explains to her there is nothing that can be done and apologizes for the inconvenience offers a free 50 gift card so she snatches the gift card from him and says undYou still a shitty manager dumb ass crackerund and leaves. Cashier looks at her manager and says undI Cant believe you let her get away with thatund and she goes undwhy shes the dumbass who walked out of the store without letting me activate her card firstund. SMH<br><br>By: NotEntitled<br />on 01-12-2012<br>Category: Stupidity <br>Yes Votes: 1248 | No Votes: 62<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I was at Costco at the display keyboard they let you play and this guy </title>
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    <![CDATA[I was at Costco at the display keyboard they let you play and this guy comes up to me and says Never stop playing Youll go far. -- I Didnt have the heart to tell him I was just pretending to play the demo songs. SMH<br><br>By: ThePianist<br />on 18-11-2012<br>Category: Technology <br>Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I lost my nephew at the airport but I cant yell for him to find </title>
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    <![CDATA[I lost my nephew at the airport but I cant yell for him to find me because his name is Jihad. MuslimProblems. SMH<br><br>By: PamelaGeller-sux<br />on 14-11-2012<br>Category: Politics<br>Yes Votes: 396 | No Votes: 13<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>A Few weeks ago I found out that you can give nicknames to your bank </title>
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    <![CDATA[A Few weeks ago I found out that you can give nicknames to your bank accounts at Bank of America. Today when I went to the bank to deposit a check into my savings account the Old woman behind the counter stared at the computer screen for a minute and quietly said.. I dont know whether your savings account is dolla dolla bill yall or money over bitches.. SMH<br><br>By: MOB<br />on 09-11-2012<br>Category: Money<br>Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>With all this talk of adding Puerto Rico as the 51st state I feel like </title>
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    <![CDATA[With all this talk of adding Puerto Rico as the 51st state I feel like our new goal number should be 53 states.. A Prime number. One nation Indivisible SMH<br><br>By: MuyRico<br />on 09-11-2012<br>Category: Generations<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>MuyRico</author>
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  <title>This fine eligible direct insemination sperm donor would like to undGet you pregnet.und You can </title>
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    <![CDATA[This fine eligible direct insemination sperm donor would like to undGet you pregnet.und You can stay friends with him or never talk to him again your choice.. Ladies.. Form An orderly line.. SMH<br><br>By: CL_Connection<br />on 13-09-2012<br>Category: Stupidity <br>Yes Votes: 53 | No Votes: 5<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>CL_Connection</author>
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  <title>Your Super Rad Chinese Character Tattoo says picnic table Before you get a tattoo written </title>
  <link>http://www.shakesmyhead.com/view/Stupidity%20/296</link>
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    <![CDATA[Your Super Rad Chinese Character Tattoo says picnic table Before you get a tattoo written in a language you cannot understand you might want to figure out what it actually means before you PERMANENTLY make a fool out of yourself to anyone that can read Chinese while youre walking around in a bikini. SMH<br><br>By: regrettabletattoo<br />on 20-08-2012<br>Category: Stupidity <br>Yes Votes: 17 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>The standard for what is fat has certainly changed over the years. Back about 100 </title>
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    <![CDATA[The standard for what is fat has certainly changed over the years. Back about 100 years ago the fattest people are the average of today. Imagine another 100 years. SMH<br><br>By: obese-american<br />on 19-08-2012<br>Category: Health<br>Yes Votes: 185 | No Votes: 4<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>obese-american</author>
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  <title>Family Guys Pepperidge Farm spoof commercial nails it right on the head. Back when this </title>
  <link>http://www.shakesmyhead.com/view/Generations/290</link>
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    <![CDATA[Family Guys Pepperidge Farm spoof commercial nails it right on the head. Back when this man first started making Milano cookies you actually needed TALENT To be famous Nowadays there is no difference between the famous and the infamous Kim Kardashian is famous for what Boinking a rapper on camera Being the whore daughter of the man that defended OJ Simpson All you need to be famous noawdays are looks and attention whoreishness. SMH<br><br>By: NoTalentKardashian<br />on 16-08-2012<br>Category: Generations<br>Yes Votes: 565 | No Votes: 42<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Its Miley Cyrus Have you ever been so excited you looked like you were being </title>
  <link>http://www.shakesmyhead.com/view/Kids/288</link>
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    <![CDATA[Its Miley Cyrus Have you ever been so excited you looked like you were being kidnapped for ransom This fan looks like she has been kidnapped under the worst conditions Look how red she is SMH<br><br>By: FanboiBopper<br />on 15-08-2012<br>Category: Kids<br>Yes Votes: 1603 | No Votes: 154<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Even Louie Is Confused by this parking sign And hes one smart cookie Im putting </title>
  <link>http://www.shakesmyhead.com/view/The%20Law/287</link>
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    <![CDATA[Even Louie Is Confused by this parking sign And hes one smart cookie Im putting this into undThe Lawund Category even though its really just a crappy bureaucratic ordinance It seems like the local government collects Buko Bucks every day from confusing NO PARKING signs and spends it all on WHAT SMH<br><br>By: ladot-f-u<br />on 14-08-2012<br>Category: The Law<br>Yes Votes: 126 | No Votes: 21<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I was peacefully reading a book in my living room when I was suddenly startled </title>
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    <![CDATA[I was peacefully reading a book in my living room when I was suddenly startled by the scream of my wife across the house. I sprang up and ran into the kitchen where my wife was panting like a smoker in a marathon. ldquoSnakerdquo she said pointing to the garage door. ldquoA big onerdquo I rustled up a golf club and moved into the garage heart racing to find a coiled-up garden hose. I also lost my place in my book. SMH<br><br>By: Funny_snake<br />on 02-08-2012<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>The first night I stayed over with my girlfriend I noticed she put on deodorant </title>
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    <![CDATA[The first night I stayed over with my girlfriend I noticed she put on deodorant before bed. As a typical guy who can sleep without having showered for days I assumed this meant I was in for a raucous night of love making so intense she would need antiperspirant but she crawled into bed said ldquoJust a fair warning I sweat a lot when I sleep. Goodnight.rdquo SMH<br><br>By: PerspiringModel<br />on 23-07-2012<br>Category: Intamacy <br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Remember the songs undKimundund97 Bonnie and Clydeund undMockingbirdund undHailies Songund and undMy Dads Gone Crazyund </title>
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    <![CDATA[Remember the songs undKimundund97 Bonnie and Clydeund undMockingbirdund undHailies Songund and undMy Dads Gone Crazyund Thats right Im talking about Eminem aka Slim Shady aka Marshall Bruce Mathers. 

As rap superstar Eminem rapidly approaches his 40s we cant help but ask the question WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO EMINEMS DAUGHTER HAILIE JADE SCOTT MATHERS

Well here my darlings is Hailie now at 16(YES 16).

FEEL OLD YET SMH<br><br>By: eminemno1fan<br />on 15-07-2012<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 3656 | No Votes: 24<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I was at a bar during my trip to Austin TX with a few friends </title>
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    <![CDATA[I was at a bar during my trip to Austin TX with a few friends scouting the local talent when an attractive and fit brunette and I made eye contact. She gave me one of those looks where she was undoubtedly conveying that she wanted to do me that night. So after a few drinks and convo I took her back to my room and as she was getting undressed I noticed she was wearing spanx. She wasnt as fit as I thought. SMH<br><br>By: spanx4nuthin<br />on 26-05-2012<br>Category: Intamacy <br>Yes Votes: 18 | No Votes: 12<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>There are now more medical marijuana dispensaries than starbucks. That is saying a lot considering </title>
  <link>http://www.shakesmyhead.com/view/Health/231</link>
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    <![CDATA[There are now more medical marijuana dispensaries than starbucks. That is saying a lot considering starbucks is always a stones throw away.  In the state of California there are thousands of locations that bring tons of tax revenue for the state. And its still ILLEGAL on a federal level. Legalize it SMH<br><br>By: MedicalMarijuanaLawls<br />on 24-05-2012<br>Category: Health<br>Yes Votes: 5 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Today I was walking down the street and this old Japanese Woman flagged me down </title>
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    <![CDATA[Today I was walking down the street and this old Japanese Woman flagged me down and asked me How do you use this thing As she pointed towards the parking meter. She then looked through the glass as if it was a viewfinder.I Laughed hysterically. After I taught her how to use it she said Oh No Wonder We Lost WWII I laughed EVEN HARDER. And then she gave me a 1.00 tip. You cant make this stuff up. SMH<br><br>By: RianLion<br />on 18-05-2012<br>Category: Technology <br>Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I remember in school.. We were asked to do a report on our ethnicity.. A </title>
  <link>http://www.shakesmyhead.com/view/Stupidity%20/229</link>
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    <![CDATA[I remember in school.. We were asked to do a report on our ethnicity.. A Few of my fellow students got upset because you were unable to make your report on the undAmericanund Ethnicity.. They even went home and got a note from their parents that said that they are AMERICAN and thats all they are People actually think AMERICAN is an Ethnic background Maybe if they were NATIVE American not 12th Generation Irish. SMH<br><br>By: Merica<br />on 18-05-2012<br>Category: Stupidity <br>Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Kids complaining about things makes older peoples ears bleed. You enjoy the most innocent free </title>
  <link>http://www.shakesmyhead.com/view/Kids/225</link>
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    <![CDATA[Kids complaining about things makes older peoples ears bleed. You enjoy the most innocent free spirited days of you lives you whiny brats. SMH<br><br>By: Brodown<br />on 16-05-2012<br>Category: Kids<br>Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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